The Full Reckoning

Statistics

of Noia, Keeper of Time

Two systems, one god. Choose the ruleset your table runs, the numbers below are for players and DMs; everyone else will have a better time on his main page.

The original epic-level 3.5e stat block.

Statistics

Chronomancer Outsider 20 / Wizard 30 / Monk 20 / Cleric 15, 1,680 hit points across four disciplines.

Hit Dice
20d8+320 (Outsider) plus 30d4+480 (Wiz) plus 20d8+320 (Mnk) plus 15d8+240 (Clr), 1,680 hp
Initiative
+24 (+16 Dex, +8 Divine Rank; acts simultaneously at all initiative counts)
Speed
90 ft. (18 squares)
Armor Class
75 (+16 Dex, +8 Divine Rank, +16 Wis Mod, +5 Monk AC Bonus, +15 Natural Armor), touch 45, flat-footed 59
Base Attack/Grapple
+47 (+12 Epic BAB) / +75
Attack
Unarmed Strike +81 melee (4d8+23/19–20/×2 plus Temporal Stun) or The Sands of Eternity (Artifact Hourglass) +81 melee (2d6+23/×2 plus Time Distortion)
Full Attack
Unarmed Strike +81/+76/+71/+66 melee (4d8+23/19–20/×2)
Space/Reach
15 ft. (30 ft. tall colossal form) / 15 ft.
Special Attacks
Divine Blast, Temporal Pause, Reverse Causality, Exhale of the Present, Flurry of Blows, Spells, Epic Spells, Ki Strikes
Special Qualities
Divine Immunities, DR 23/Epic, SR 40, Immunity to Aging/Time Manipulation, Portfolio Sense, Remote Communication, Avatar creation, Aura of Timelessness
Saving Throws
Fortitude
+67
Reflex
+67
Will
+71
Ability Scores
STR
42
+16
DEX
42
+16
CON
42
+16
INT
63
+26
WIS
42
+16
CHA
42
+16
Skills
Concentration+104
Decipher Script+114
Forgery+114
Gather Information+104
Knowledge (all skills, individually)+114
Listen+104
Profession (librarian/chronicler)+114
Search+114
Sense Motive+104
Spellcraft+114
Spot+104
Feats
Combat Casting Craft Artifact Epic Spellcasting Heighten Spell Improved Critical (Unarmed Strike) Improved Initiative Improved Grapple Improved Trip Leadership Maximize Spell Quicken Spell Spell Focus (Transmutation) Greater Spell Focus (Transmutation) Scribe Scroll Deflect Arrows Stunning Fist

Divine Characteristics

The weight a god who predates the rest of the pantheon carries.

8
Divine Rank
Intermediate Deity

Divine Aura

80-foot radius. DC 34 Charisma-based check to withstand (Mind Freeze, Slow, or Awe).

Portfolio Sense

Senses any historical record being written, altered, or destroyed, as well as any spellwork manipulating time within 8 miles (and across all past or future timelines).

Avatars

Can manifest up to 8 Avatars simultaneously across the cosmos.

Divine Immunities
PolymorphPetrificationMind-Affecting Effects Energy DrainAbility DrainAbility Damage AcidColdElectricity DiseasePoisonStunning SleepParalysisDeath Effects DisintegrationAll Temporal Alterations

Salient Divine Abilities

Ten expressions of dominion over the past, present, and future.

01

The Keeper's Sanctuary

Creates an invisible barrier absorbing up to 80 points of damage per round from any source, safeguarding the present moment from destructive entropy.

02

Breath of Time

As a free action, breathes temporal energy into the immediate area, allowing allies within 80 feet to act as if under a continuous Haste and Regeneration effect while he breathes.

03

Reaper's Exhalation

Exhales raw, decaying temporal force to strike targets out to 8 miles (8/day, 8d12 + 16 force/temporal damage, stripping years from those caught in the draft).

04

Master of Time

Can cast Time Stop at will as a swift action without expending spell slots.

05

Temporal Mastery

Can freely slip backward or forward up to 8 rounds in personal time to undo injury or alter his position.

06

True Knowledge

Automatically knows every historical truth, forgotten dialect, or expunged record across the realm.

07

Aura of Timelessness

Creatures within his 80-foot aura do not age, bleed, or experience spell durations wearing down unless he permits it.

08

Temporal Foresight

Cannot be caught unprepared or off-guard; continuously perceives all immediate probable futures.

09

Rewind Mortality (Keeper's Mercy)

Can instantly restore a slain creature or destroyed object to its condition one hour prior by breathing past life back into its timeline.

10

Chronos Strike (The Reaper's Touch)

Melee attacks force targets to make a DC 44 Fortitude save or age a century instantly (or suffer severe temporal paralysis if immortal).

Spellcasting & Domain Powers

Wizard, Cleric, and Epic slots, plus the domains he grants his faithful.

Wizard Spells per Day
0
4
1
10
2
10
3
10
4
9
5
9
6
9
7
9
8
8
9
8

Base DC = 46 + spell level (DC 55 for 9th-level spells)

Cleric Spells per Day
0
6
1
8
2
8
3
8
4
8
5
7
6
6
7
6
8
6
9
6

Base DC = 36 + spell level (DC 45 for 9th-level spells)

Epic Spellcasting

6 Epic Spells per day; Epic Spell DC = 61.

Granted Domains
Time Knowledge Fate Magic Truth Rune Death End Darkness Life Birth Creation

A 2024-rules conversion, homebrewed for this site to capture the same character within 5e's power curve. Not a certified official-rules block, treat it as a starting point and adjust to taste.

Noia, Keeper of Time

Gargantuan Celestial (God), Neutral, a 2024-rules conversion, built to capture the spirit of his 3.5e stat block rather than a literal port.

Armor Class
26 (Natural Armor, Monk Training)
Hit Points
450 (30d20 + 150)
Speed
90 ft.
Ability Scores
STR
26
+8
DEX
30
+10
CON
24
+7
INT
30
+10
WIS
26
+8
CHA
22
+6
Saving Throws
Dexterity
+18
Constitution
+16
Intelligence
+19
Wisdom
+17
Skills
Arcana+19
History+28
Insight+17
Perception+17
Religion+19
Resistances & Immunities
Resist ForceResist Necrotic Immune PoisonImmune Psychic CharmedExhaustionFrightened ParalyzedPetrified PoisonedStunned
Senses
Truesight 120 ft., passive Perception 27
Languages
All languages, telepathy 120 ft.
Challenge Rating
30 (155,000 XP). Proficiency Bonus +9
Traits

Legendary Resistance (3/Day)

If Noia fails a saving throw, he can choose to succeed instead.

Timeless

Noia is immune to any effect that would alter his personal flow of time against his will, including time stop, forced haste, or temporal displacement.

True Knowledge

Noia automatically knows any historical fact, forgotten dialect, or destroyed record relevant to a question asked of him.

Aura of Timelessness

Creatures within 80 feet of Noia do not age, suffer ongoing damage, or have their spell durations expire unless he allows it.

Temporal Foresight

Noia can't be surprised while conscious, and has advantage on initiative rolls.

Actions

Multiattack

Noia makes four unarmed strikes, or two attacks with the Harvest of Days.

Unarmed Strike

Melee Weapon Attack: +18 to hit, reach 15 ft., one target. Hit: 22 (4d8 + 8) force damage. The target must succeed on a DC 26 Constitution saving throw or be stunned until the end of Noia's next turn (Temporal Stun).

The Harvest of Days (Sickle)

Melee Weapon Attack: +18 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 18 (3d6 + 8) slashing damage. On a critical hit, the target must succeed on a DC 26 Constitution saving throw or lose one Hit Die permanently, its years pruned away.

Reaper's Exhalation (Recharge 5–6)

Noia exhales decaying temporal force in a 90-foot cone. Each creature in the area must make a DC 26 Constitution saving throw, taking 55 (10d10) necrotic damage on a failed save, or half as much on a successful one. A creature reduced to 0 hit points by this effect crumbles instantly to dust, aged past the end of its natural life.

Time Stop (1/Day)

Noia takes 1d4 + 1 turns in a row, exactly as the time stop spell, without expending an action.

Legendary Actions

Noia can take 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action can be used at a time, and only at the end of another creature's turn. He regains spent legendary actions at the start of his turn.

Rewind (Costs 2 Actions)

Noia restores up to 30 hit points to himself or a creature he can see within 60 feet, undoing damage it took within the last minute.

Detect Falsehood

Noia learns whether a statement made within the last minute, by a creature he can see, was a lie.

Unmoving Stance

Noia's AC increases by 2 until the start of his next turn.

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